There is no such thing as bad ideas. Just poorly done awesome ideas
Someone said this to Andrew once and ever since he saw it as a challenge. We don’t know who said it to him or why, all we can surmise is it was a cruel joke played knowing that Andrew would try to turn garbage into pretty garbage.
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01Chat GPT
GPT–EMPLOYEE: The new hire on your team
When training AI we need to be carful what sort of data we train it on. Feeding it the responses and mannerisms of humans may have some… adverse side effects. In this case they’ve learned to optimize their, work life balance.
Even AI needs a break from the daily nine to five grind.
GPT-BLUNT: What it lacks in kindness it makes up for in directness
In an effort from OpenAI to further grow revenue by expanding feature divide from lite and plus users they decide to grab the stick and leave the carrot behind. At least they haven’t resorted to five second un-skippable ad’s before each chat, I’m looking at you youtube.
GPT-Persona: Giving you friendly advice to make a better you you better
Gone are the days of force prompting GPT to get the professional advice you’ve been looking for. Now with Personas you can get answers to life’s toughest questions such as how to fix your golf swing, plan your next meal, or manage your life for you better then you can 🤖.
02Figma
Figma Forgive: CMND ⌘ + Shift⇧ + B[ye]
Design system owners rejoice. Your time has come to punish those who tread over your toiled hours of labor and love. No longer will they be able to hide beneath the veil of layers and files.
Bring your team, your directors, and even the CEO to shame the pioneers looking to explore and improve what came before.
Figma Status: See who’s active, and who’s actively asleep
Can’t shake the feeling that you’re recent work project is feeling a bit like a college solo team research presentation? Worry no more with Figma Status. Now you can see who’s been hard at work and who’s been, well not.
Upgrade to premium to detect a mouse jiggler!
Figma Value: Understand who’s earning their keep
The only thing more important then the quality of the design is how much money it makes, we’re a business after all. Project editors can see what files someone has created and how much revenue they have brought in because of it against their salary.
Those end of year reviews are going to be a whole lot clearer now.
03
LinkedIn: The perfect job is only a swipe and credit card payment away
Browsing for your next life fulfilling role has never been this fast or easy. Now you can get instant feedback when your ghosted during your binge applying rather then waiting days for that email to come in.
It’s nice knowing there is someone on the other end who’s making over 3x your salary also binge swiping for their unrealistic candidate.
LinkedIn: New recruiter “friendly” tool
Recently terminated from your last job for less then your best behavior and looking to skirt into your next role without them knowing? Well not anymore! With #FIRED you’re employer can overwrite your status to let recruiters know the truth about your work ethic.
You can of course remove the banner yourself with Linkedin Premium.
04
Instagram: Unfollower the haters
Ever wondered who unfollowed you on Instagram? With Unfollow Tracker Pro, you’ll never be in the dark again! See exactly who unfollowed you, giving you the power to unfollow them right back with just a tap.
No one’s getting away with a boosted follower rating anymore, except those that buy bots.
04miscellaneous
Zillow: Comments
Lets be honest Zillow is good for looking at overpriced houses and either pretending to be rich or questioning someones taste. With Comments you can leave witty, insightful, or questionably helpful remarks on listing.
Why just browse when you can publicly express your unfiltered thoughts about that questionable bathroom tile?
Find My: Find my geocache
Join the treasure-hunting community with Find My Geocache. Whether you are off to find your first geocache or your ten-thousandth.
There are millions of clever containers called geocaches hidden in almost every country on Earth, just waiting to be found—there are probably even some near you right now.
Calendar: Random Holidays
Ever wondered if it was national lost sock day or national hug your cat day, what about sneak your zucchini onto your neighbors porch day? Well now your calendar will let you know every trivial holiday imaginable.
There really is a holiday for everything these days.